chandlr:

they’re my comfort idiots, your honor

uhthor:

Throwback to the early headcanons of TFATWS

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 19/? | inspired by

anyataylorjoy:

a light from the shadows shall spring, renewed shall be be blade that was broken.

TOP 5 LOTR CHARACTERS ⟶ 2. (10.5%) ARAGORN

mcufam:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014), dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

rt8815:

latent-thoughts:

justjoanne242:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

This ask had to be preserved in special way because I’m pretty sure this is a world record.

TOM YOU RUINED A SEVEN YEAR OLDS OVARIES.

SEVEN. YEARS. OLD.

AS IN LESS THAN A DECADE OLD.

HER OVARIES NEVER EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO TORTURE HER IN SPECTACULAR WAYS, TOM.

AND YOU’VE ALREADY RUINED ALL OTHER MEN FOR HER. NO FUCKING GRADE SCHOOLER CAN LIVE UP TO THOSE FUCKING STANDARDS.

SHE’S ALREADY IN PAIN BECAUSE OF YOUR EXISTENCE TOM.

I HOPE YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING HAPPY TOM.

A moment of silence for the littlest victim.

😂😂😂😂

“I wish he didn’t exist so I didn’t have to think about him.”

Girl, same.

libraford:

cylonalyna:

garden-graveyard:

insomniac-dot-ink:

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

i’m fucking wheezing at the replies

This the same person?

Back in the day, I was chatting with strangers on the internet and they asked if there were any girls in the room. I said yes and they said prove it. I asked how. And they said ‘if you’re a girl, tell me when girls get the hole.“

“The hole?”

“Yes THE hole!”

“You mean… the vagina?” (I was like… 12)

“Yes. The hole in the vagina.”

“We’re born with it.”

“No you are not, see I told you there were no girls on the internet.”

And that was when I learned never to talk to men for advice about women.

unearthlydust:

BUCKY BARNES + GRACEFULNESS